He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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