I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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