Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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