Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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