I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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