Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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