I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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