You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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