he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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