I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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