I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
handjob tips. give me some.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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