why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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