Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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