Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
