dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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