did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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