I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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