yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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