I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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