okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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