Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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