She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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