Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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