I'm really into asian looking animals
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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