she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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