i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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