i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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