New invention idea: vibrating tampons
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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