I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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