What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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