do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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