I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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