He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she pinky promised me she was 18
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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