you would pick up someone in the library
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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