woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
