Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Randomize
