i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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