Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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