I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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