I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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