So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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