apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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