Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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