Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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