I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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