it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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