I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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