If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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