Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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