Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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