There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My vagina is officially offended.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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